Release of Lonely Island CD

A few months ago Michael posted about being involved in and Andy Samberg project...well it is being released on May 10th and Michael is featured in a track entitled Jack Sparrow. Check out more info here:

http://www.artistdirect.com/entertainment-news/article/the-lonely-i...

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Permalink Reply by Kathy Rosario on May 17, 2011 at 7:11am

Hi Joy...Michael definitely drove a Bentley when he "appeared" in my LAFD video at the DWTS rehearsals!!!! LOL

Kathy and LAFD Bob

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Permalink Reply by Joy Arban on May 17, 2011 at 7:35am

Hi Kathy-

Yes, I remember watching that video of you and the firemen! Lucky you! This is also good information for all of us stage door stalkers.

Joy

xxx

(Picture of a lit up Theatre Stage Door sign)

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Permalink Reply by Kathy Rosario on May 17, 2011 at 7:38am

Love it Iconic Joy!!!!!

Kathy and LAFD Bob

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Permalink Reply by sylvia doughty on May 17, 2011 at 12:20pm

Brilliant Joy - loved it, especially the caption along with !! lol.

Sylvia. Your wee Scottish friend.

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Permalink Reply by sylvie boisvert on May 17, 2011 at 5:12pm

Hey Joy, where did you get that little blurb about the Bentley? Interesting how they label him and praise him in the same paragraph. Thanks for the tip and icons for the stage door stalkers! :D Take care sweetie. Hugs, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada

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Permalink Reply by Joy Arban on May 18, 2011 at 5:23am

http://www.celebritycarsblog.com/2010/09/michael-bolton-looks-good-...

Hi Sylvie

Link above it's a site about celebrity cars.

Joy

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Permalink Reply by Joy Arban on May 16, 2011 at 9:46pm

I have underlined MB's parts and had to delete one F word I missed before! So the "*" asterik words you will have to figure out yourself!

I also listened to the track a few times, and changed some of this. It is very close to word for word now.

Joy

Reply by Joy 12 hours ago

8 Million Hits on YouTube.com.............pretty amazing!

I found the official lyrics, don't think they have been posted here yet.

Joy

Click here: The Lonely Island - Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)...

Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here

Oh Great, send him in.

Michael Bolton: HEY GUYS

Hey, hi, thanks for coming

Michael Bolton: I'm really sorry I'm late, I just got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
seen those things?

Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.

Michael Bolton: Well, I listened to your track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
you're really gonna dig.

Oh wow that's great, awesome. You wanna just lay it down?

Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.

Whisper: Here we go.

Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
YEAAAHH!
The night starts now
Together on the track, the boys are back
The night starts now
Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
ROLLIN' UP
Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
YEAH
Black card at the bar like I gives a ****.
COME ON
Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, **** the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
YEAH YEAH
Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
What?
A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
BREEZE.

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
KIERA KNIGHTLY
MFing ice-man, I'm the top gunner
Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
JACK SPARROW
Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
More like the "meet ya take you home and **** you twice guy"
YEAH YEAH!
All dressed up with nowhere to run,
And now I make you feel crazy with the (?)
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
Nooo
OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
(huh huh)
THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
(oh God)
BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
Yeah, we've seen the movie

Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
CAPTAIN JACK
What?
JOHNNY DEPP
No
From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
DAVY JONES
Nope
GIANT SQUID
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up

ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM

Wait--

LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
(Not better)
THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
(Come on!)
OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
(Nooo, God)
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
(close enough)
YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED

THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
(Take it home!)
GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET ****ED!
JUST WAITING TO GET ****ED!

Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
YOU COMPLETE ME!
Yup, yeah, ok