I thought it would be nice if we could share .....
something lovely,funny,entertaining etc
Hi everybody you know sometimes perhaps in an e-mail or something you get some lovely things that I am sure some of us would love to share or perhaps a joke
BUT
They must be polite and not rude or anything that would offend anybody nor can they be racial
and please no chain letters.........
We don't need to see Violence or stupidy......
Remember people over the many MIchael Bolton boards we have always tried to respect one and another so lets see how this goes :)
These are some of the picture's sent to me in an e-mail
enjoy :)
Cherry Blossoms Japan
Tundra
Autumn in Germany
The beauty of Antarctica
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Permalink Reply by sylvia doughty on
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Hi Audrey,
They are fantastic pictures and it almost looks like my coastline - where were you - in Scotland ???? LOL The bottom picture is beautiful, absolutely beautiful - love it - thanks Audrey !! :)
Sylvia. Your wee Scottish friend.
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Permalink Reply by Kathy Rosario on
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Ahhhhhhhhh.....that is my retirement view....the last one!!!!! Thanks Audrey!!!!
Kathy and LAFD Bob
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You have started something Audrey.......I am going to put in two of mine showing you my little home town - one in peace and tranquility and the other as a mini storm raged !!! :)
Sylvia Your wee Scottish friend.
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Permalink Reply by sylvie boisvert on
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Hi all, this is a cute one I got today, enjoy! :D Hugs to all, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support ,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1 .
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
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LOL Sylvie......perfect for my computer scientist son when he gets married!!!!
Kathy and LAFD Bob
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Brilliant Sylvie ....you wonder who makes up all of these and, more importantly, where you keep finding all these great "articles" to share with us - thanks for sharing that one Sylvie !! :)
Sylvia. Your wee Scottish friend.
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Permalink Reply by Dianna Shipman on
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I got a chuckle as well
They are clever whoever thinks of these things
I enjoyed that
Love Dianna xxx
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Hi girls, glad you enjoyed it. I'm thinking the authors of these must be card writers working at Hallmark and they write those texts when they get bored! lol I don't search for those Sylvia, my friends send them to me, aren't I lucky? :D Have a great weekend girls, take care. Hugs, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada
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Hi all, I have a very special one to share with you today, enjoy! Hugs to all, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada
Blue roses
Having four visiting family members, my wife was very busy, so I offered
to go to the store for her to get some needed items, which included
light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags, detergent and Clorox. So off I went.
I scurried around the store, gathered up my goodies and headed for
the checkout counter, only to be blocked in the narrow aisle by a young
man who appeared to be about sixteen-years-old. I wasn't in a hurry, so
I patiently waited for the boy to realize that I was there. This was
when he waved his hands excitedly in the air and declared in a loud
voice, "Mommy, I'm over here."
It was obvious now, he was mentally challenged and also startled as
he turned and saw me standing so close to him, waiting to squeeze by.
His eyes widened and surprise exploded on his face as I said, "Hey
Buddy, what's your name?"
"My name is Denny and I'm shopping with my mother," he responded
proudly.
"Wow," I said, "that's a cool name; I wish my name was Denny, but
my name is Steve."
"Steve, like Stevarino?" he asked.
"Yes," I answered. "How old are you Denny?"
"How old am I now, Mommy?" he asked his mother as she slowly came
over from the next aisle.
"You're fifteen-years-old Denny; now be a good boy and let the man
pass by."
I acknowledged her and continued to talk to Denny for several more
minutes about summer, bicycles and school. I watched his brown eyes
dance with excitement, because he was the center of someone's attention.
He then abruptly turned and headed toward the toy section.
Denny's mom had a puzzled look on her face and thanked me for
taking the time to talk with her son. She told me that most people
wouldn't even look at him, much less talk to him.
I told her that it was my pleasure and then I said something I have
no idea where it came from, other than by the prompting of the Holy
Spirit. I told her that there are plenty of red, yellow, and pink roses
in God's Garden; however, "Blue Roses" are very rare and should be
appreciated for their beauty and distinctiveness. You see, Denny is a
Blue Rose and if someone doesn't stop and smell that rose with their
heart and touch that rose with their kindness, then they've missed a
blessing from God.
She was silent for a second, then with a tear in her eye she asked,
"Who are you?"
Without thinking I said, "Oh, I'm probably just a dandelion, but I
sure love living in God's garden."
She reached out, squeezed my hand and said, "God bless you!" and
then I had tears in my eyes.
May I suggest, the next time you see a BLUE ROSE, don't turn your
head and walk off. Take the time to smile and say Hello. Why? Because,
by the grace of GOD, this mother or father could be you. This could be
your child, grandchild, niece or nephew. What a difference a moment can
mean to that person or their family.
From an old dandelion!
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the
rest to God.
"People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel!"
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Absolutely beautiful Sylvie and thanks so, so much for putting in ! :)
Sylvia. Your wee Scottish friend.
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Very nice Sylvie!! I really enjoyed the garden of life story :)
Kathy and LAFD Bob
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