something lovely,funny,entertaining etc
Hi everybody you know sometimes perhaps in an e-mail or something you get some lovely things that I am sure some of us would love to share or perhaps a joke
BUT
They must be polite and not rude or anything that would offend anybody nor can they be racial
and please no chain letters.........
We don't need to see Violence or stupidy......
Remember people over the many MIchael Bolton boards we have always tried to respect one and another so lets see how this goes :)
These are some of the picture's sent to me in an e-mail
enjoy :)
Cherry Blossoms Japan
Tundra
Autumn in Germany
The beauty of Antarctica
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Ray I am pleased you are back and posting
Love Dianna xxx
Hi all, I have a cute one today, hope you enjoy it. Take care and hugs to all, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada
WET PANTS
Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his heart is going to stop because he cannot
possibly imagine how this has happened. It's never happened before, and he knows that when
the boys find out he will never hear the end of it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak
to him again as long as he lives. The boy believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his
head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes
from now I'm dead meat.' He looks up from his prayer and here comes the teacher with a look in her eyes that says he has been
discovered. As the teacher is walking toward him, a class mate
named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is filled with water. Susie trips in front of the
teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water in the boy's lap..
The boy pretends to be angry, but all the while is saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you,
Lord!' Now all of a sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule,
the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts
to put on while his pants dry out. All the other children are on their hands and knees cleaning
up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful. But as life would have it, the ridicule that
should have been his has been transferred to someone else - Susie.
She tries to help, but they tell her to get out. You've done enough, you klutz!'
Finally, at the end of the day, as they are waiting for the
bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,
'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie
whispers back, 'I wet my pants once too.'
May we see the opportunities that are always around
us to do good.
Oh brilliant Sylvie - that is what I do too, carry a goldfish bowl about with me, for I know exactly what such an "accident" is like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.
Sylvia. Your wee Scottish friend.
How cute :)
Thanks Sylvie
Love Dianna xxx
Hey Sylvie...I feel a "pull-up" moment coming on for Sylvia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL
Kathy and LAFD Bob
Kathy what are you doing posting at about 4.00 in the morning - can't you sleep for it or is it keeping waking you up every time you move...know that one well you just get into that beautiful position and just falling over that little cliff and then you go and move your legs and your knees come together - WOW, what happened ?? LOL. Tell you what I'll send over a hammer for Bob and he can hit you on the head - full of bright ideas, aren't I ????????? LOL. Och I hope you can get some proper rest because it soon becomes a vicious little circle when you don't get enough sleep.....hey, I've got another suggestion - I'll come over and sing you a lullaby - OMG that will certainly knock you out or have you running for the hills, sore back or not !!!!!! LOL.
Sylvia. Your wee Scottish friend
A teacher asked her pupils to construct a sentence using the word 'Fascinate'.
Little Tom thought about it for a while and with an eager hand raisied in the air 'Miss, Miss, I've got one!!'
Very well Tom, said the teacher, lets hear your sentence.
Tom stands up really proudly and announces...........
'My Mum bought me a new coat with nine buttons, but I can only fasten eight!!'
Well, it made me laugh anyway!! Ha Ha!!
Jennifer
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