something lovely,funny,entertaining etc

 

Hi everybody you know sometimes perhaps in an e-mail or something you get some lovely things that I am sure some of us would love to share or perhaps a joke

BUT

They must be polite and not rude or anything that would offend anybody nor can they be racial

and please no chain letters.........

We don't need to see Violence or stupidy......

 

Remember people over the many MIchael Bolton boards we have always tried to respect one and another so lets see how this goes :)

 

These are some of the picture's sent to me in an e-mail

enjoy  :)

 

Cherry Blossoms Japan 

 

Tundra

 

 

Autumn in Germany

 

The beauty of Antarctica

 

 

 

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Very nice Sylvie,,Thanks for sharing..
Hey Ray, it's been a while since you've been here sweetie: go back a few pages, I hear  there are really nice pictures too. Glad to have you posting again! Take care. Hugs, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada
Thanks Sylvie!! It's good to be back..have a lot going on but I'll overcome it...As Michael would sing Go The Distance!! I'll be in touch with you through email..Hugs to you sweety,Ray

Ray I am pleased you are back and posting

Love Dianna xxx

Hi all, I have a cute one today, hope you enjoy it. Take care and hugs to all, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada

WET    PANTS

 

Come with me   to a third grade classroom..... There is a   nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of   a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and   the front of his pants are wet. He thinks his   heart is going to stop because he cannot  

possibly imagine how this has happened. It's   never happened before, and he knows that when  

the boys find out he will never hear the end of   it. When the girls find out, they'll never speak  

to him again as long as he   lives. The boy    believes his heart is going to stop; he puts his  

head down and prays this prayer, 'Dear God, this   is an emergency! I need help now! Five minutes  

from now I'm dead   meat.' He looks up   from his prayer and here comes the teacher with   a look in her eyes that says he has been  

discovered. As the   teacher is walking toward him, a class mate  

named Susie is carrying a goldfish bowl that is   filled with water. Susie trips in front of the  

teacher and inexplicably dumps the bowl of water   in the boy's    lap..

 The boy   pretends to be angry, but all the while is   saying to himself, 'Thank you, Lord! Thank you,  

Lord!' Now all of a   sudden, instead of being the object of ridicule,  

the boy is the object of sympathy. The teacher   rushes him downstairs and gives him gym shorts  

to put on while his pants dry out. All the other   children are on their hands and knees cleaning  

up around his desk. The sympathy is wonderful.   But as life would have it, the ridicule that  

should have been his has been transferred to   someone else -   Susie.

 She tries to   help, but they tell her to get out. You've done   enough, you   klutz!'

 Finally, at   the end of the day, as they are waiting for the  

bus, the boy walks over to Susie and whispers,  

'You did that on purpose, didn't you?' Susie  

whispers back, 'I wet my pants once   too.'

 

May we see the opportunities that are always around  

us to do   good.

Oh brilliant Sylvie - that is what I do too, carry a goldfish bowl about with me, for I know exactly what such an "accident" is like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL.

 

Sylvia.   Your wee Scottish friend.

How cute :)

Thanks Sylvie

Love Dianna xxx

Hi girls, glad you liked it! Now Sylvia, you don't want to get into that again, do you wee one? ;D Have a great weekend girls, take care. Hugs, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada

Hey Sylvie...I feel a "pull-up" moment coming on for Sylvia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ROFL

Kathy and LAFD Bob

Kathy what are you doing posting at about 4.00 in the morning - can't you sleep for it or is it keeping waking you up every time you move...know that one well you just get into that beautiful position and just falling over that little cliff and then you go and move your legs and your knees come together - WOW, what happened ?? LOL.   Tell you what I'll send over a hammer for Bob and he can hit you on the head - full of bright ideas, aren't I ????????? LOL.  Och I hope you can get some proper rest because it soon becomes a vicious little circle when you don't get enough sleep.....hey, I've got another suggestion - I'll come over and sing you a lullaby - OMG that will certainly knock you out or have you running for the hills, sore back or not !!!!!! LOL.

 

Sylvia.  Your wee Scottish friend

A teacher asked her pupils to construct a sentence using the word 'Fascinate'.

 

Little Tom thought about it for a while and with an eager hand raisied in the air 'Miss, Miss, I've got one!!'

 

Very well Tom, said the teacher, lets hear your sentence.

 

Tom stands up really proudly and announces...........

 

'My Mum bought me a new coat with nine buttons, but I can only fasten eight!!' 

 

Well, it made me laugh anyway!! Ha Ha!!

 

Jennifer 

How cute !!

Ivana

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