something lovely,funny,entertaining etc

 

Hi everybody you know sometimes perhaps in an e-mail or something you get some lovely things that I am sure some of us would love to share or perhaps a joke

BUT

They must be polite and not rude or anything that would offend anybody nor can they be racial

and please no chain letters.........

We don't need to see Violence or stupidy......

 

Remember people over the many MIchael Bolton boards we have always tried to respect one and another so lets see how this goes :)

 

These are some of the picture's sent to me in an e-mail

enjoy  :)

 

Cherry Blossoms Japan 

 

Tundra

 

 

Autumn in Germany

 

The beauty of Antarctica

 

 

 

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Hi Audrey,

 

They are fantastic pictures and it almost looks like my coastline - where were you - in Scotland ???? LOL    The bottom picture is beautiful, absolutely beautiful - love it - thanks Audrey !! :)

 

Sylvia.   Your wee Scottish friend.

Ahhhhhhhhh.....that is my retirement view....the last one!!!!! Thanks Audrey!!!!

Kathy and LAFD Bob

You have started something Audrey.......I am going to put in two of mine showing you my little home town - one in peace and tranquility and the other as a mini storm raged !!! :)

 

 

 

 

 

Sylvia  Your wee Scottish friend.

Hi all, this is a cute one I got today, enjoy! :D Hugs to all, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada

 

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

 

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0  to Husband 1.0  and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0  uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and

Personal Attention 6.5,  and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0,

NFL 3.0   and

Golf Clubs 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0  no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3   to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,  Desperate.

 

DEAR DESPERATE ,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0  is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0  is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html  and try to download Tears 6.2  and do not forget to install the   Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0  should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0  and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0  to default to   Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0  or Beer 6.1 .

Please note that Beer 6. 1  is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT  under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0   (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the  Boyfriend 5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0   is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Cooking 3.0  and

Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

LOL Sylvie......perfect for my computer scientist son when he gets married!!!!

Kathy and LAFD Bob

Brilliant Sylvie ....you wonder who makes up all of these and, more importantly, where you keep finding all these great "articles" to share with us - thanks for sharing that one Sylvie !! :)

Sylvia.  Your wee Scottish friend.

I got a chuckle as well

They are clever whoever thinks of these things

I enjoyed that

Love Dianna xxx

Hi girls, glad you enjoyed it. I'm thinking the authors of these must be card writers working at Hallmark and they write those texts when they get bored! lol I don't search for those Sylvia, my friends send them to me, aren't I lucky? :D Have a great weekend girls, take care. Hugs, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada

Hi all, I have a very special one to share with you today, enjoy! Hugs to all, sincerely, Sylvie from Canada

 

Blue roses

 

Having four visiting family members, my wife was very busy, so I offered

to go to the store for her to get some needed items, which included

light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags, detergent and Clorox. So off I went.

I scurried around the store, gathered up my goodies and headed for

the checkout counter, only to be blocked in the narrow aisle by a young

man who appeared to be about sixteen-years-old. I wasn't in a hurry, so

I patiently waited for the boy to realize that I was there. This was

when he waved his hands excitedly in the air and declared in a loud

voice, "Mommy, I'm over here."

It was obvious now, he was mentally challenged and also startled as

he turned and saw me standing so close to him, waiting to squeeze by.

His eyes widened and surprise exploded on his face as I said, "Hey

Buddy, what's your name?"

"My name is Denny and I'm shopping with my mother," he responded

proudly.

"Wow," I said, "that's a cool name; I wish my name was Denny, but

my name is Steve."

"Steve, like Stevarino?" he asked.

"Yes," I answered. "How old are you Denny?"

"How old am I now, Mommy?" he asked his mother as she slowly came

over from the next aisle.

"You're fifteen-years-old Denny; now be a good boy and let the man

pass by."

I acknowledged her and continued to talk to Denny for several more

minutes about summer, bicycles and school. I watched his brown eyes

dance with excitement, because he was the center of someone's attention.

He then abruptly turned and headed toward the toy section.

Denny's mom had a puzzled look on her face and thanked me for

taking the time to talk with her son. She told me that most people

wouldn't even look at him, much less talk to him.

I told her that it was my pleasure and then I said something I have

no idea where it came from, other than by the prompting of the Holy

Spirit. I told her that there are plenty of red, yellow, and pink roses

in God's Garden; however, "Blue Roses" are very rare and should be

appreciated for their beauty and distinctiveness. You see, Denny is a

Blue Rose and if someone doesn't stop and smell that rose with their

heart and touch that rose with their kindness, then they've missed a

blessing from God.

She was silent for a second, then with a tear in her eye she asked,

"Who are you?"

Without thinking I said, "Oh, I'm probably just a dandelion, but I

sure love living in God's garden."

She reached out, squeezed my hand and said, "God bless you!" and

then I had tears in my eyes.

May I suggest, the next time you see a BLUE ROSE, don't turn your

head and walk off. Take the time to smile and say Hello. Why? Because,

by the grace of GOD, this mother or father could be you. This could be

your child, grandchild, niece or nephew. What a difference a moment can

mean to that person or their family.

From an old dandelion!

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the

rest to God.

"People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did,

but people will never forget how you made them feel!"

Beautiful and so true!

Thank you Sylvie.

Nicolette xx

Absolutely beautiful Sylvie and thanks so, so much for putting in ! :)

 

Sylvia.  Your wee Scottish friend.

Very nice Sylvie!! I really enjoyed the garden of life story :)

Kathy and LAFD Bob 

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